Greetings race fans.

In accordance with the rules of the post-9/11 world, we must inform you of our security protocol.

For this, we introduce the Director of Security at Jim’s Garden, Ms. Little Kitty.

“Thank you.” Says Little Kitty

“The rules are simple – Don’t Screw Up!”

“I am watching you.”

“Even if you can’t see me, I am watching you.”

“Even when I appear to be resting in a state of blissful repose, I am watching you.”

“And trust me – you don’t want to disturb my blissful repose.”

“I possess an innate sense of imminent danger.”

“If you look like a bad guy, I will watch you even more carefully.”

“If you are a bad guy, I will catch you.”

“And remove you from the premises.”

“Any questions?”

“Good.”

“Now let’s have a clean, safe race.”