Greetings race fans.
In accordance with the rules of the post-9/11 world, we must inform you of our security protocol.
For this, we introduce the Director of Security at Jim’s Garden, Ms. Little Kitty.
“Thank you.” Says Little Kitty
“The rules are simple – Don’t Screw Up!”
“I am watching you.”
“Even if you can’t see me, I am watching you.”
“Even when I appear to be resting in a state of blissful repose, I am watching you.”
“And trust me – you don’t want to disturb my blissful repose.”
“I possess an innate sense of imminent danger.”
“If you look like a bad guy, I will watch you even more carefully.”
“If you are a bad guy, I will catch you.”
“And remove you from the premises.”
“Now let’s have a clean, safe race.”