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The Independence Day Dash – Security

Greetings race fans.

In accordance with the rules of the post-9/11 world, we must inform you of our security protocol.

For this, we introduce the Director of Security at Jim’s Garden, Ms. Little Kitty.

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“Thank you.” Says Little Kitty

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“The rules are simple – Don’t Screw Up!”

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“I am watching you.”

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“Even if you can’t see me, I am watching you.”

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“Even when I appear to be resting in a state of blissful repose, I am watching you.”

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“And trust me – you don’t want to disturb my blissful repose.”

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“I possess an innate sense of imminent danger.”

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“If you look like a bad guy, I will watch you even more carefully.”

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“If you are a bad guy, I will catch you.”

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“And remove you from the premises.”

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“Any questions?”

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“Good.”

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“Now let’s have a clean, safe race.”

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