I wear my tail as a coat

I wrap it up near my throat

If it’s piercing wind I fear

I use it to protect my ear

I know you think I’m fat and furry

Please relax, you need not worry

‘Cause my tail, it’s more than a tool

It’s a look – the height of cool

If you ask my furry mate

She will say I look just great

I’m warm, I’m cool – an awesome dude

Now please quit gawking – it’s rather rude.